December 2009
Got @hoperfield's addiction of I can has a...
XD
“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell...”
– (via hoperfield)
Agreed. (via mscami)
“Pay the bill and get out.”
– Fortune cookies these days are becoming more representative of the restaurant owner’s thoughts. (via senthilnambi)
“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”
– (via hoperfield)
“You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?”
– (via hoperfield)
“When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
– (via hoperfield)
“I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.”
– (via hoperfield)
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– (via hoperfield)
“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then...”
– (via hoperfield)
Dear Tumblr...why in the world won't you tell me...
(via senthilnambi)
“A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them...”
– (RT @hoperfield)
